You don’t need to know what you need to know. You don’t even need to know how. You just need to ask.

Uncle is seventy, retired, and planning a slow wander across Asia with an AI staff he hired without writing a single line of code. Boomer supervises. Nothing here requires you to be technical — that is the whole point.

▶ Or watch Boomer talk — eleven seconds

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Chiang Mai · the Uncle Standard

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The story behind these two numbers →

Aerial view of a city at night with glowing lights

🏢 The AI Company

Meet Uncle’s AI staff — hired with zero code. Steal the method.

A lantern-lit street at night

🤖 Learn AI Simply

The whole method: ask, look, ask again better. No code, no jargon, ever.

Aerial view of lush green rice terraces

🌏 Travel Slowly

One neighborhood a month. Good noodles by day three. Okinawa first, 2027.

Boomer in a Hawaiian shirt and glasses at a tiki bar — the Waikiki Scholar

Meet the Management

Boomer teaches. Uncle learns. You steal everything useful.

A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel with aristocratic standards and island roots. A retired semiconductor engineer with endless questions. Between them, one rule: never assume — always ask.

Eleven seconds, free tier, watermark and all. Turn the sound on — made in one evening, and there is a lesson below on exactly how.

Fresh from Uncle’s Diary

Real lessons from a real beginner, written the week they happened.

How to Test an AI Tool Without Spending a Dime — the talking-dog test that cost nothing, and the eleven-second video it produced.

I Didn’t Even Know It Was Broken — the thing wrong with Boomer’s recording that Uncle never noticed.

Three Yeses, and Why I’m Only Half Convinced — when your family loves it, what have you actually learned?

My Website Was Fine. My Link Wasn’t. — the broken link Uncle published, found, and left in the lesson on purpose.

Ask All Three — The Golden Rule Machine — one question, three AIs, and how to referee them.

Every lesson, free, in order →

Follow the journey — free, no spam, occasionally profound by accident

Boomer in his Cambridge keynote regalia, beside the signup form